Cocktail Punk - Pastiche Bitters
Every culture has one: an anise-flavored spirit like Absinthe, Pastis, Sambuca, Ouzo, and Arak, to name a few.
Such spirits are widely used in cocktails and tiki drinks... an Absinthe wash here, a barspoon there, and the result is often a subtle, mysterious accent.
Pastiche provides the same results in just a few squeezes, with layered anise, fennel, and licorice flavors.
We don't suggest you fake a Sazerac with it, but you get the idea.
Corpse Reviver #2.0
.75 oz gin
.75 oz Cocchi Americano
.75 oz Ferrand Dry Curaçao
.75 oz lemon juice 2 squeezes
Cocktailpunk Pastiche Bitters Shake and serve up in a chilled coupe.
Version 2.0 is lighter and leaner, just like the web.
Four of these taken in swift succession will cause you to lose your funding.